Bad Friends
My friend is mistreating me. What should I do?
-Anonymous
Dear Anonymous,
Personally, I love fighting fire with fire. So first you buy water balloons. Second you fill them up. Third You place them in their locker and backpack. Fourth from a distance you watch your friend get confused and mad while they pop. Fifth you go up to them and say, “ that was my fault.” Then you hug it out.
-Paula