Bad Friends

Paula, Advice Columnist

My friend is mistreating me. What should I do?



Dear Anonymous,

Personally, I love fighting fire with fire. So first you buy water balloons. Second you fill them up. Third You place them in their locker and backpack. Fourth from a distance you watch your friend get confused and mad while they pop. Fifth you go up to them and say, “ that was my fault.” Then you hug it out.